Would you love me if my skin were purple?

Would you love me if my skin were purple?
   Would you?
Would you love me if my skin was purple?
What if it were a light lavender?
What if I had a big green heart stuck on my forehead
   that wouldn't wash off with warm water or cold stares?
What if my mother's father-in-law killed your second cousin's best friend
   in a war that people still haven't forgotten?
What if I were Japanese?
What if I were Chinese?
What if you couldn't tell the difference?
What if they couldn't tell the difference?
What if I were from a small mountain village that ate chicken hearts and
   monkey brains?
What if I wasn't?
What if I were incredibly good looking?
What if you were blind?
What if I were black?
What if I were remarkably ugly?
What if I were blind?
What if you were black?
What if I wore a cowboy hat, tight jeans and a big belt buckle?
What if I wore a business suit?
What if I wore a business suit that showed my calves?
What if I had bright blue eyes?
What if I had long blonde hair?
What if I were the most beautiful woman you had ever seen?
What if I were from Switzerland?
What if English were my second language and my accent wasn't quite like yours?
What if I seemed a little slow when I spoke because of this?
What if I really was slow?
What if I had perfect breasts and no friends?
What if I had no friends but perfect breasts?
Would you talk to me?
Would you buy me a drink?
Would you buy me a drink if you knew I was married?
Would you buy me a drink if you knew I would cheat on my husband?
Would you buy me a drink if you knew I would cheat on you?
What do you think about pretty women?
If I burped, would it be sassy?
If I were ugly, would it be rude?!
Who do you think you are?!
Who do you think I am?
Would you love me if you didn't know who I was?
Will you hate me once you don't know who I am?